Wand-er Woman – Wand Massager from Satisfyer Review
They say that less is more and I tend to agree. This year, I’ve enjoyed fewer orgasms than in 2019 and that’s not a bad thing.
Let me explain.
Last year, many of the orgasms that I enjoyed were motivated by my frequent bouts of insomnia. All year long, I had more nights with broken sleep patterns than good nights. It was exhausting.
Instead of tossing and turning and getting angry with myself, I chose to have orgasms. I’ve found that masturbation and orgasm can relax the body and the mind and it helps me get back to sleep again. My mind is occupied with pleasant thought instead of worrying ones, while my whole body feels heavier and more relaxed afterwards when I’m catching my breath again.
Fortunately, ever since I enjoyed a whole month of self-love in December last year, I have been sleeping so much better. As a result, I haven’t needed to rely upon my orgasmic remedies to get me through the night.
Nevertheless, I have still managed to enjoy many orgasms this year and a large percentage of them have been thanks to this super powerful wand massager from Satisfyer. It is called Wand-er Woman and it is still under my pillow as I type this.
I first set eyes on Wand-er Woman at EroFame last October where Satisfyer presented around 80 new toys. It goes without saying that I can’t remember most of them, but I did remember Wand-er Woman. I drooled over it like the objectophile that I am. Sometimes I just know from looking at a sex toy if it’s going to be any good and I was convinced that this would be amazing as it ticked many boxes.
Wand massagers might be my second favourite category of sex toys. They can be used to massage other parts of the boy and they are perfect for those who are a bit conservative where sex is concerned. It can be presented in a seductive scenario as a simple massager and then it can become something else – if you want it to be.
Everyone loves a massage and they provide intense sensations that can ease muscle stiffness. As a clitoral stimulator, the shape and powerful motors offer a winning combination of orgasmic sensations that never fail to deliver. Interestingly, there is a 15-year guarantee, now that’s a lot of orgasms!
PACKAGING: It is presented in a hard, elegant box with the new Satisfyer logo and a hygiene seal. It’s a big improvement compared to the previous no-frills packaging. It is perfect for offering as a gift or for storage. It also comes with a magnetic USB charging cable and a user manual in several languages.
MATERIAL: It is made of super silky smooth silicone that feels amazing. It is compatible with water-based lubricant. It is also waterproof so that you can enjoy it in the bath or the shower.
STRENGTH OF VIBRATION: Super strong, deep and rumbly. There are vibration settings and levels. There are 10 vibration patterns and 5 levels, offering 50 different possibilities.
NOISE LEVEL: Moderate.
USABILITY: Very intuitive. A full charge takes 5 hours and it will provide you with 70 minutes of pleasure. It is quite heavy which can make self-massage a bit of a challenge after a while. On the plus side, a heavy toy feels divine during clitoral stimulation when lying down, face up. The buttons are raised and they are easy to find/feel and operate without having to look down.
I’ve been using it a LOT lately, and it has confirmed to me why I love wand massagers so much. They are extra powerful and this one offers many different levels of stimulation and you don’t feel numb after the orgasm.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: Very reliable! Wand massagers never fail to deliver mind-blowing orgasms. Although I’ve had fewer orgasms this year, the quality is still top-notch.
PROS: Excellent value for money. Elegant packaging. Super smooth texture. Powerful motor. Adjustable settings.
CONS: Addictive. It takes a long time to charge completely.
IDEAL FOR:
- Intensely powerful clitoral stimulation.
- Self-massage of other parts of your body.
- Mutual massage with a partner.
- Foreplay.
- Anyone looking for an affordable, yet powerful wand massager.
For more information about Wand-er Woman, visit www.satisfyer.com
I love your blog, your channel and your Instagram, Venus! I’m a young woman at quite the beginning of my sex toy journey. I’ve never had an orgasm yet and I love your approach to it.
Your way of talking about everything sex- and femininity-related is very inspirational, exciting, but also calming to me. Thank you for everything that you’re sharing!❤️
Hey! Just saw your video and read this post! I have to say thank you.
This toy is really great for me and helps me a lot! I didn’t orgasm (Have always had trouble with that, never orgasmed yet) But your way of talking inspired me partly to buy this!
Even though i didn’t orgasm, it is very pleasant and nice.
Thank you a lot.