‘Don’t you ever get sick of your toys? If you let me go down on you, you would forget about them soon enough. Nothing beats my tongue and I would go down on you for hours…’
I almost felt a twitch when he mentioned his enthusiasm for giving oral sex. I absolutely love it when a guy truly appreciates and enjoys oral generosity. The trouble is, this particular guy just doesn’t attract me in the slightest, even though he is very good looking and he takes great care of his body…
He is a friend of a friend and we have known each other for several years. Whenever we randomly meet in my neighbourhood, he asks me out and tells me how great his cunnilinguistic skills are and even though I have never taken him up on his offer, he still insists.
But then yesterday, when I bumped into him in the supermarket, he surprised me by telling me that he had just broken up with his girlfriend after 5 years… ‘What girlfriend?’ I was thinking to myself… He certainly kept that one quiet!
As we stood next to the fresh produce section, he explained the virtues of single life: being able to do what he wanted when he wanted without giving any explanations to anyone. I nodded in agreement.
‘I didn’t even know you had a girlfriend’ I said. He shrugged and went on to say that he had been acting like a singleton the whole time and that he had cheated on her constantly throughout the whole time that they were together… Needless to say, I was soooo glad that I never took him up on his offer of extensive and intensive cunnilingus, no matter how good he might be.
So, do I ever get sick of my toys? Absolutely not. I would much rather use something like Magic Rabbit from Satisfyer and imagine a top quality cunnilingus session than experience the real thing from a lying tongue…
Magic Bunny from Satisfyer vibes is a rabbit vibrator that has 2 motors. The phallus is short and curved and is ideal for stimulating the G spot. It is also ideal for women who don’t require a huge phallus during penetration. The clitoral stimulator is flexible and also has a motor. Its looped handle makes it very ergonomic to hold and to use. It has 12 vibration settings to enjoy.
PACKAGING: Magic Bunny is presented in a no-frills box that also contains a magnetic USB charging cable, a multilingual instructions leaflet and a safety information booklet.
MATERIAL: it is made from ABS and silicone. It is compatible with water-based lubricant. It is waterproof so you can use it in the bath or in the shower.
STRENGTH OF VIBRATION: Satisfyingly strong. Deep and rumbly.
NOISE LEVEL: Nothing scandalous.
USABILITY: Very intuitive. A full charge takes 3.5 hours and that will provide you with up to 50 minutes of pleasure. There are 3 buttons. A power button, 4 circles and 2 circles. To switch the toy on or off, simply press the power button for a couple of seconds. It is easy to insert and not too deep. Despite this, the girth is substantial and very satisfying. It is also ideal for external stimulation.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: Magical! Thanks to its shape and powerful motors, it couldn’t fail. I have used this toy several times, internally and externally and it never fails to deliver.
PROS: Soft, flexible silicone. Ergonomic to hold and use. Powerful motors. Silent. Excellent value for money.
CONS: There is no storage pouch included.
- Dual stimulation of the G spot and clitoris.
- Using externally as a clitoral stimulator.
- Demanding women with limited budgets.