It seems ironic that I would bring a vibrator called ‘Dark Desire’ with me to Paris, which is known as The City of Light (la Ville Lumière). But I did, simply because it was next on my list of toys to review and it was practical for traveling, thanks to its reduced size.
I used to live in Paris, so I was feeling very nostalgic during my time there. So many emotions and memories from the past filled my heart space. I even stayed in a quaint hotel in the quartier where I used to live in Le Marais. It was all fine until the evening when I heard the women in the next room taking on the phone. This is how I discovered that the rooms were not soundproof. She wasn’t speaking loud, but still, it annoyed me that I couldn’t relax in my room, I had also forgotten to pack my earplugs and it was too late to buy any.
I sighed, tossed and turned in my bed with frustration. I was paying to be in a room where I couldn’t rest! How annoying! Then I remembered that I had packed Dark Desire and I thought that it would be the perfect moment to put it to good use.
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Orgasm is an amazing insomnia cure. It’s also a great muscle relaxant and it is a great way to distract your thoughts and allow those of frustration to be replaced with erotic ones. I did think about the noise, I didn’t want to disturb anyone of course. But in the end, my own needs were much greater.
Dark Desire is a stylish clitoral stimulator that doesn’t even look like a sex toy. It has a powerful motor and it has 15 vibration patterns to enjoy.
PACKAGING: Dark Desire is presented in a no-frills box that also contains a magnetic USB charging cable, multilingual quick start guide, and some safety information.
MATERIAL: It is made of silicone and ABS. It is compatible with water-based lubricant. It is waterproof so you can enjoy it in the bath or the shower.
STRENGTH OF MOTOR: Nice and strong.
NOISE LEVEL: Silent.
USABILITY: Very intuitive. A full charge takes 3.5 hours and that will provide 50 minutes of pleasure. There are 2 buttons, a plus, and a minus. The plus button is also the power button. You can press it for a couple of seconds to switch it on or off. You can also short press the plus or minus buttons to go through the 15 vibration patterns.
The shape is ideal for providing indirect clitoral stimulation. You can also use it as a massager on other parts of your body for self-massage or mutual massage with a partner.
The ribbed surface that can provide extra stimulation requires some extra effort when cleaning.
ORGASM-O-BILITY: Thanks to its motor and shape, as well as my Parisian fantasies, it couldn’t go wrong! I’m not sure that the other guests in the hotel shared my enthusiasm…But hey, revenge is sweet as they say!
PROS: Elegant appearance. Excellent value for money. Versatile shape. Strong motor.
CONS: It takes a long time to charge.
- Clitoral stimulation.
- Mutual massage.
- Demanding women with limited budgets.
For more information about Dark Desire from Satisfyer Layons, visit www.satisfyer.com